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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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