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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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