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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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