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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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