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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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