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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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