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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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