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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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