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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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