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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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