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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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