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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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