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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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