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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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