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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Zeus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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