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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Coco eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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