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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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