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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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