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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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