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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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