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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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