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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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