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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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