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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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