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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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