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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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