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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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