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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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