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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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