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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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