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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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