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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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