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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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