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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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