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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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