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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Champ eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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