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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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