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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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