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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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