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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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