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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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