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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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