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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ziggy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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