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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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