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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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