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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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