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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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