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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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