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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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