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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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