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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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