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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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