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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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