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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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