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Pet death

My aunt Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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